Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
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What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?