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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I wanna come home

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  And do what?

  (270): View more from Kentucky

  Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.

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• (925): View more from California

  im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy

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• (281): View more from Texas

  ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)

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  Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours

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• (716): View more from New York

  I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day

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  Eh. They balance each other out

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.

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• (949): View more from California

  You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once

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  Good point.

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