There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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