The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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