OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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