in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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