nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She just used a chaser for red wine.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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