Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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