Soap is not a condiment
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Dignity is for republicans.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You are the jesus of drinking
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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