i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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