Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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