If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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