And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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