I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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