no. you can't hotbox the world.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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