But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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