I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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