I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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