I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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