I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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