She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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