508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You can't just leave with hair like that
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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