Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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