maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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