Are we in a gay sports bar?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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