i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
there is glitter all over my balls
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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