Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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