We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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