i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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