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Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?

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(201): Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning? http://tfl.nu/326j

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.

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(617): She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her. http://tfl.nu/25nb

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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.

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(904): Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass. http://tfl.nu/z3do

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New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables

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(214): New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables http://tfl.nu/m9ex

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someone was throwing condoms at us.

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no, they just magically show up around you.

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(401): someone was throwing condoms at us. (1-401): no, they just magically show up around you. http://tfl.nu/lgd4

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(416): View more from Toronto

When did you hit me on the head with a stool?

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(416): When did you hit me on the head with a stool? http://tfl.nu/9f4x

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(323): View more from California

Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.

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(323): Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it. http://tfl.nu/2u3k

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(410): View more from Maryland

I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up

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(410): I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up http://tfl.nu/ucpy

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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it

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(815): Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it http://tfl.nu/8nv8

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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles

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(808): Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles http://tfl.nu/r6w3

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(406): View more from Montana

I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.

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You're so romantic.

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(406): I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you. (1-406): You're so romantic. http://tfl.nu/mrz2

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(310): View more from California

Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).

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(310): Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok). http://tfl.nu/yawu

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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.

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(541): I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila. http://tfl.nu/lzm1

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(425): View more from Washington

I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.

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(425): I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep. http://tfl.nu/3psv

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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"

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(919): You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs" http://tfl.nu/7e2r

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