This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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