You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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