pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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