Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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