you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
As shirtless as possible
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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