I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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