STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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