My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
4 words: hood of his car
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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