What a fucking waste of an outfit
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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