i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
