Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Randomize
