Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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