they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The chlamydia really affected his face.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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