I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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