Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
