margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.