i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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