Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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