What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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