so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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