listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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