So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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