We won't sleep together?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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