i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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