I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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