That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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