ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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