Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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